WWE Legacy™

Synopsis: A civil war has broken out in America yet again after a large amount of extremely valuable treasures were found in northern Texas. The western army is known as Squad Arizona (our stories protagonists) and Squad Vermont is the eastern army (our stories antagonists). Travis Graham, a commander of the Dragon Faction in Squad Arizona, is searching for Vermont soldiers in a fort in southern Oklahoma, only a few thousand miles away from the main area of the oil. While driving them out of the area, Travis finds something that may prove vital to Squad Arizona's victory in the war. But then again, it could be it's downfall.

**For your information, SQA means Squad Arizona soldier, and SQV means Squad Vermont soldier**

SQA #1: Sir, I don’t think anybody from Squad Vermont is here, sir.

Travis: There’s got to be some of the survivors here. And if there is, I’ll kill everyone I see. (As Travis says this, a soldier from Squad Vermont is shooting randomly in the background.)

SQV #1: (distant) HI!

Travis: Oh, god. (yelling) HI! Can you shut up? We’re kind of doing something!

SQV #1: Oh, alright then!

Travis: Fuckenay. Now, go find all the Vermont troops and shoot them until they fucking bleed!

SQA #1, #2, #3, #4: (yelling) Yeah!

(All the SQA move out, and Travis walks slowly.)

Travis: Where are you, ya scumbags? (Behind Travis, two SQV’s run out of the area.)

(Travis walks down a flight of stairs and ducks behind a wall.)


Travis: Where are you…?

(SQA soldiers are at the bottom of the stairs being killed by two SQV soldiers.)

Travis: (screaming) GODDAMNIT, WHERE ARE THEY?

(A SQV walks up to Travis.)

SQV #2: Hello, I’m a Squad Vermont soldier here to kill all of the Squad Arizona members I can find in the area! Who might you be?

Travis: (pissed) FUCK OFF! I’M BUSY!

SQV #2: Oh, I’m terribly sorry! (The SQV leaves.)

Travis: God! Where are the Vermonts?!

(Travis goes to the bottom of the stairs.)

Travis: Hello?

(Travis continues walking.)

Travis: Hey, Vermonts! You down here? Don’t worry, I’m just gonna blow your brains out your skull!

(Travis looks around and notices someone in the corner)

Travis: (pissed) HEY YOU! ARE YOU FROM SQUAD VERMONT?

Zack: Huh? Oh. (stands up) Are YOU from Squad Arizona?

Travis: Yeah…what of it?

Zack: You gotta help me outta here man! I’ve been locked down here for the past YEAR!

Travis: The war started 2 months ago.

Zack: I’ve been stuck down here in this chamber, by this damned security device!

Travis: The stairs?

Zack: Please, you gotta help me out, man!

(Travis looks away for a moment, and then looks back at Zack. Camera cuts to Zack flying up the stairs after being melee’d.)

Zack: (screaming) AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Camera cut to SQVs #1, #2, #3, #4, and #5 very close to the gate.)

SQV #1: Alright, men! We’re here. The gate is over there. It’s probably a couple thousand miles, but we can make it, right!?

SQVs #2-5: Yeah!

SQV #1: Alright, men, let’s go!
(Zack jumps up from behind and kills SQV #1 and turns to the others. The other 4 look at each other for a moment. Camera cuts to the 4 of them running away, screaming. Zack is following them.)

Zack: Come back! I just wanna murder you!

(Zack shoots at the SQV’s and 3 of them fall dead. The other one run passes Travis. About 5 seconds after it does, Travis looks to his right.)

Travis: Oh, shit! A Vermont!

(Travis runs behind the last SQV and kills him.)

Travis: (panting, exhausted, although he only killed one soldier and ran about 2 yards.) Good job.

(Travis turns around and looks at Zack.)

Travis: What’s your name, kid?

Zack: My name? I’m not exactly sure, but a lot of people seem to call me Zack, so let’s go with that.

Travis: Alright then, Zack. You wanna be in the army?

Zack: What’s the risk?

Travis: There’s about a 99% percent chance you’ll be raped multiple times and you’ll probably die.

Zack: I like those odds.

(Zack and Travis walk up to Lieutenant Matthews.)

Matthews: Travis, good to see you. How’d your mission go?

Travis: Went well, we killed the Vermonts over in the Fort.

Matthews: Perfect. And who may this be?

Travis: As far as we know, his name is Zack.

Matthews: “As far as we know”….?

Zack: (whispering) My brain is broken!

Matthews: Ah, he’s mentally retarded?

Travis: I’m pretty sure. He wants to be inside Arizona, though.

Matthews: I see. (calls) ARIZONA!

(A sexy girl named Arizona walks in.)

Arizona: Yes?

Matthews: This fellow here wants in.

Arizona: (seductive) Oh, really? Follow me, then.

Zack: (whispering) TRAVIS! MY WINKY IS HARD!

(Zack follows Arizona into another room. Camera cuts to Zack looking down at a table and Arizona next to him.)

Arizona: (happy) So yeah, just pretty much fill out this form and you’ll be able to get inside Squad Arizona!

Zack: (happy) Alright, thank you!

(Arizona walks away and Zack walks. He turns back to the paper.)

Zack: (to himself) She still makes my winky hard.

Nice, I lol'd a lot.

My Winky is Hard... O_O